Hello, MySpace, you old whore.

Tom Reason here, re-posting our blogs from the Wastrel Myspace Page.

So here we are- after incessant nagging from our friend Rupey (www.myspace.com/rupert_murdoch) we've joined the mighty legions of MySpace, The Whitest Place on the Internet (tm).
As he put it, "What bettter way is there to tap into that sweet Emo Dollar?"
You said it, Mur-dawg!
But seriously, MySpace fucking sucks and the sooner we've struck on out of here for greener cyber-pastures, the better. In the mean time we'll just have to amuse ourselves with some brazen Ninja Style Link Theft Malarky.

KIIA!
Direct-to-DVD Futurama Movie announced by Voicemaster Supreme Billy West! Geeks make Pants Wet! Angels get Wings!
Link Via Slashdot

POW!
Is having consensual sex worse than murdering prostitutes with a chainsaw and then stealing their money? American organistion, The Entertainment Software Association says, "Hells yes, Mutherfucker!", bans GTA:San Andreas and then shoots a cop in the face with a combat shotgun.
Ban also considered for Australian market. Surprise, surprise.
Link to Earlier Kotaku Article
Link to Sydney Morning Herald (may require reg)

SKKKRT!
Travelling Wastrel correspondant investigates the multi-layered tapestry of culture and history that is Europe. This week: Amsterdam!

shrooms = tripped out in park
weed = lots and good
sex show = vibrator, ppl having sex on stage and really nice lit candle work in the cunt.
amsterdam = crazy place. bit dirty and the dutch are fucked
beer= not as plentiful as germany but good anyways

See? Who says that culture is dead? I mean- where are you going to find classy lighting FX like that here in Australia? Nowhere, i tell you.
And I've looked everywhere...

Until next time, keep your fringe perfectly sculpted!

Austin