Wastrel the internet whore

Wastrel is spreading it's tendrils further throughout the internet, claiming a tentative foothold on the net-savvy scnester hangout, MySpace.
But hey, the way I see it, one of the tenets of the Wastrel philosophy is using whatever is in your means to get what you want/need, and if that means flashing our metaphoric tits at geeks, nerds, emo kids and other jerks, then it must be done.

So, if you're reading this, the magazine is getting closer to completion and release, as soon as the government approves our grant application, we'll be on the last leg of the race...

I'm using bad metaphors, and just generally lack the wit that I would normally like to write with. So either shoot me, or keep reading and give me a chance at redemption.