Times For Your New Life Of Crime and Comedy God

WORKBLOG(ish)!
YAAAAAAAAY!

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When the (r) evolution comes you will need to know things, my dears.
Things that are...naughty.

Like How to Pick Locks  (naughty)
Like How to Hack Your Hotel (naughty)
Like How to Bend The Elevator to Your Will (naughty)
Like How to Make Love to a Dolphin (naughty)
Like How to Make A Delicious Snack (not so naughty)

Also, this Just In: Posh Spice Don't Read Like That
To conclude, a Unicorn

Just Kidding.

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